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On this happiest of occasions, I, Captain James Hallbury Newton, am glad to announce the grand opening of Rob The Blog. Rob The Blog is a place where family and friends alike can join together and offer attention, gratitude, or even just some plain old TLC to The Real Rob. This blog is not meant to be taken as humor in any way whatsoever. This blog is a cry from deep within this darkest of nights that we, the human race, must give our children a better life. It is paramount to the future of our planet that we gather here on this blog whenever possible and offer sacrifices to Rob and eat, drink, and be merry in his name. There are so many other lonely people out there, but hopefully, through your involment in Rob The Blog, the words of the great prophet Mordechai ben David shall be fulfilled: "There will be no more lonely people............."
All proceeds of this post will be forwarded to the International Council of Jewish Conquest, where they will be used to destroy NAFTA, and end world hunger. Long live the Queen, and G-d bless America. Amen.
And now in Spanish........
En este más feliz de ocasiones, yo, el Capitán se Atasca el Newton de Hallbury, está contento anunciar la apertura grande de Rob The Blog. Robe The Blog es un lugar donde familia y amigos semejantes pueden unir junto y la atención de la oferta, la gratitud, o aún justo algún TLC viejo simple a el Rob Verdadero. Este blog no es significado para ser tomado como humor en ninguna manera todo lo que. Este blog es un grito de profundo dentro de este más oscuro de las noches que nosotros, la raza humana, les debe dar a nuestros niños una mejor vida. Es supremo al futuro de nuestro planeta que reunimos aquí en este blog siempre que posible y los sacrificios de la oferta para Robar y comer, beber, y para ser alegres en su nombre. Hay tantas otras personas solitarias allí, pero optimistamente, por su involment en Rob El Blog, las palabras del gran profeta Mordechai que Ben David será cumplido: "No habrá personas más solitarias. ............”
Todo continúa de este poste será adelantado al Concilio Internacional de la Conquista judía, donde ellos serán utilizados para destruir NAFTA, y el hambre final de mundo. Viva la Reina, y G-D bendice América. Amén.
About Me
- Xiang Qitzubi - Foreign Correspondent
- I was born, suffice it to say, a long time ago. I have seen very much. And never has there been such a war against the basic rights of human beings, especially in America. My entire family was taken away and murdered in the dead of night on orders from chairman Mao, and yet, Mr. Barack Obama makes me think that now is perhaps the darkest times in world history. And no, when I say "darkest times in history", I am not referring to his skin color. That would be racism, a form of hatred I have been at the recieving end of myself. I am referring to his politics.